So I spot a stupidly rare alarm movement poorly advertised and running under the radar on eBay. Have only seen 3 of these for sale ever.

Watch it obsessively for a week.

7:00 this evening it's only at $25.

7:05 I'm cooking dinner.

9:40 I remember that the bidding ended at 9:30.

Run upstairs to check. Yep, it went for well under what I would have paid.

Idiot! ^@!$*%!!!