I have nothing against the chap. In fact, I cannot say I'd recognize his face or his music.
However, some friends of mine wrote & recorded a (presumably tongue-in-cheek) song called "Standing on the Shoulders of the Carcass of John Mayer ":
(Shameless plug for a really cool band who asked me to provide background vocal arrangements and vocal tracks on their upcoming release "Choose Your Own Damn Adventure." I wore an RGM in the studio for the first sessions...)
Sneakers? Now that is one thing I just don't get. What do you actually do with a sneaker collection? Do you wear them? Mount them in plastic display cases? Stash them away in bigger boxes? Are certain sizes more collectible?