Silliness knows no bounds!

the Goldstriker creation of 24-Carat Wristwatch Table can put an end to your hunt. With looks making a dull wrist watch feel ashamed, the masterpiece serves as notable furniture. The dial of the timepiece sports as the table top whilst featuring time in a LED display. Addressing a wider functionality to this striking offering, the wristwatch table also sports date, temperature and your selection of convivial words.

Priced at $43,150, the gold table would surely befit the room slapped with gold walls.
Well, at least the words are convivial. I'd hate a table that insulted the owner